(spoken)
Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten-pound sledge, he done himself a favour Crash!

Forty-year old housewife Mrs Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk
Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk
So she had a Milk of Magnesia and curry powder sandwich, half a pound of uncut pork
Took an overdose of Omo, this made the neighbours talk

(spoken)
Could have been watching Frankie Vaughn on the telly and giving herself a scratch

(Chorus)
This is what we find (x 4)
A sense of humour is required, amongst the bacon rind

(spok

blue ruthie lingle take me home
sad eyed suzanna take me home
legs, thighs an navel you're the only one
goddess samantha take me home


black eyed rebecca take me home
here buxom gretta take me home
the curse of those red lips o me
leah samantha take me home


meek mother mary take me home
sweet sister sarah take me home
underneath the floor boards
down here eatin' dirt
seduce me samantha take me home Me-Lotto

Song of Being A Child Until I Find You Heavens Highest Hill Balada Manone Dream Car (Do You Wanna Ride) Music Vulnerability Taken In Mi Todo (Ingles/English) Fuck You Blind Happy X-Mas (War Is Over) Ice and angels La Fille Au Cresson Un Fuerte No Meet you Halfway (Keep it on the Alright) Take My Heart Freedom Hard Time Hustlin London's Brilliant Parade Reign Forever World Stop, Chill This Is The Day Headknocker Shadows

(I Got) The Fever Dödel Up FLOWER Blaue Lagune La Monja Mellada If You Ain't From My Hood Everyday What Would You Say Surrender All You Had To Say Criminology When The Morning Comes Be Carefull Winter And My Soul LET THE SHOW BEGIN Confidential Wanted Mercyful Fate Medley Things We Do For Love Where Do You Go? Remember Me With Love Narayan Checkin' For You (Interlude) I've Got This Feeling